JIM YOU IDIOT WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT. Even leaving aside reading and taking my personal property, what in the name of sanity made you think it was a good idea to give them to the pointy-eared computer? You could act least act like you know to leave private things as private.
As for you, Spock, you're right. There's not a damn thing wrong with you, except that you don't seem to understand the concept of privacy. You don't go around publishing people's thoughts like that! Just because I saw fit to write them down doesn't mean you can go spreading them around where everyone can see. And if you don't understand my "illogical" human thoughts, then maybe you should study us illogical humans some more. You're half-human, use that - if you can, you green-blooded... never mind.
First, I'm finding a better place to hide my letters, and second - Jim, no more Saurian Brandy for you for at least a month.
- Doctor Leonard McCoy
Note from Kirk: As Captain of this vessel, I've noticed that my first officer and my chief medical officer have been struggling with getting along in a professional manner. It is well within my rights to resort to unorthodox methods to better the communication between you two. Spock's logs - you've seen them already, I can tell - are about as personal as Spock gets, so I can't work the same way as far as that goes, but if you two can learn to stay in the same room for more than five seconds without arguing, it's worth losing the Saurian brandy. Not that I couldn't find your stash anyway.
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